Expect a lot more posts about polyester slacks, the "good old days" and how tasty soup is. (We kid because we love! Congrats, Jason.)
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.