Trending the War on Christmas is so fun, it's like we're not even working. Thankfully, there are so many pro-active Jesus-haters doing blogworthy things these days. Merry Christmas! It was either this or the "War on Fatties."
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.