Literary world, rejoice! Scooter Libby's debut novel really captured the eroticism of bear rape in an exquisite uncluttered prose. But now that he'll have a lot of prison time on his hands, we hope to get more literary jewels out of him, perhaps one detailing Cheney rape, Bush rape, prison rape, or if we're lucky: all three happening at the same time.
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