Alphabet's New Robot Is On Its Way To Steal Your Girl

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Today in Tokyo, robotics company Schaft — which is owned by Google's parent company Alphabet — unveiled its latest bipedal robot. It can lift weights, traverse shifting terrain, and, most importantly, steal your girl.

Me on the way to steal your girl.

Schaft / Google

Me on the way to steal your girl.

Schaft / Google

Me on the way to steal your girl.

Schaft / Google

Me on the way to steal your girl.

Schaft / Google

Me lifting and going to steal your girl.

Schaft / Google

Simultaneously.

Me on the way to steal your girl.

Schaft / Google

Me with your girl.

Schaft / Google

Welcome to the future!