Alphabet's New Robot Is On Its Way To Steal Your Girl
Bleep Bloop Blorp Bloop STEAL YOUR GIRL.
Today in Tokyo, robotics company Schaft — which is owned by Google's parent company Alphabet — unveiled its latest bipedal robot. It can lift weights, traverse shifting terrain, and, most importantly, steal your girl.
Me on the way to steal your girl.
Schaft / Google
Me on the way to steal your girl.
Schaft / Google
Me on the way to steal your girl.
Schaft / Google
Me on the way to steal your girl.
Schaft / Google
Me lifting and going to steal your girl.
Schaft / Google
Simultaneously.
Me on the way to steal your girl.
Schaft / Google
Me with your girl.
Schaft / Google
Welcome to the future!
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Brendan Klinkenberg is a tech reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in San Francisco.
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