This is a personal, non-sponsored post by a member of BuzzFeed's ad content team.TechThe Birdwatcher's Guide To TwitterUse this Tweet Cheat Sheet to explore the wide array of species that live in the Twit-O-Sphere. #binoculars not included.By by Ben RosenBuzzFeed CreativePosted on June 19, 2013, 3:04 pmTwitterFacebookLink Horned Screamer ɣb @narryowza I NEED TO GET LAID THE SEXUAL TENSION IN MY LIFE IS TOO MUCH 01:54 AM - 17 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite É£b@narryowzaI NEED TO GET LAID THE SEXUAL TENSION IN MY LIFE IS TOO MUCH Greater Roadrunner Danielle Cheaney @danigirllll Just wanna announce I ran 5.52 miles right now #IDontCareIfYouDontCare 03:40 AM - 18 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Danielle Cheaney@danigirllllJust wanna announce I ran 5.52 miles right now #IDontCareIfYouDontCare Steamer Duck Logan Gibbons @LoganGibbons16 Why can't I poop without my feet falling asleep. 03:40 AM - 18 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Logan Gibbons@LoganGibbons16Why can't I poop without my feet falling asleep. Bald Eagle travis U S A @TLH_USA I don't care who the fuck you are. George bush > obama. at least he actually loves America 05:27 PM - 23 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite travis U S A@TLH_USAI don't care who the fuck you are. George bush > obama. at least he actually loves America Large-Billed Crow monique.♕ @ThePrincess_12 Honey you're so damn lucky I'm not in Ozona. I'm not a typical bitch, I will fuck you up 😘😘 #C'monBaby 06:22 AM - 09 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite monique.♕@ThePrincess_12Honey you're so damn lucky I'm not in Ozona. I'm not a typical bitch, I will fuck you up 😘😘#C'monBaby Wandering Tattler liv rosenberg @oliviaro_ omfg this episode of criminal minds is crazy like the child is actually the killer not the father holy shit 01:53 AM - 14 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite liv rosenberg@oliviaro_omfg this episode of criminal minds is crazy like the child is actually the killer not the father holy shit Grey-Crowned Babbler Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The TODAY Show should call me about who to put on the show— I know more about people who get ratings than anyone. 09:12 PM - 26 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrumpThe TODAY Show should call me about who to put on the show— I know more about people who get ratings than anyone. #PleaseStopBeingAwful Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF