COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE.
Posted on July 22, 2013, at 5:20 p.m. ET
You just don't know it yet.
(Or God help you, you live in VIRGINIA...?!?)
Get used to it.
That is because a vast majority of DC internships are unpaid since Congress granted itself a special exemption from paying its interns.
Because apparently everything you do is adorable.
NO, SERIOUSLY, NO ONE REMEMBERS YOUR NAME.
Because who ACTUALLY needs that Malaysian deputy ambassador's remarks translated?
"Your mom is going to love this photo."
(Bring a book. You will be sitting there for two hours.)
What they don't know is this has been going on for three hours.
Contact Benny Johnson at benny.johnson+DONE@buzzfeed.com.
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