The Russian President was chilling out in Hanover for an industrial trade fair...
And then he was attacked by a topless protester.
"Derp."
"de Derp."
"..."
Putin later said: “As for the protest, I liked it... I didn’t make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes.”
He followed: “If someone wants to debate political questions, then it’s better to do it clothed rather than getting undressed. You should undress in other places, such as on nudist beaches.”