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Step-By-Step What Joe Biden Was Thinking When He Decided To Drive A Train Today

Choo. Choo. Choo.

Posted on February 6, 2014, at 4:59 p.m. ET

"I really want to drive a train."

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"Now THAT is more like it."

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"Sup, bitches."

"Train." "Conducting."

"This looks like some high-end shit here."

AP Photo/Matt Rourke

"ZOOOOM!"

"I would drive this thing like a greased stallion."

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AP Photo/Matt Rourke

"Nailed it."

"Big fucking deal."

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"The train is, like this big."

"I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY I WILL TELL A JOKE NOW."

"Much better."

AP Photo/Matt Rourke

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