PoliticsStep-By-Step What Joe Biden Was Thinking When He Decided To Drive A Train TodayChoo. Choo. Choo.By by Benny JohnsonBuzzFeed StaffPosted on February 6, 2014, 9:59 pmTwitterFacebookLink "I really want to drive a train." "Now THAT is more like it." "Sup, bitches." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Train." "Conducting." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "This looks like some high-end shit here." "ZOOOOM!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "I would drive this thing like a greased stallion." "Nailed it." "Big fucking deal." "The train is, like this big." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY I WILL TELL A JOKE NOW." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Much better." You can watch all the glory here, compliments of Elliot Schwartz!