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Senate Staffers Can Take Free Classes On Sleeping, Sitting, And Forgiveness

Tax dollars hard at work.

Posted on June 10, 2013, at 2:48 p.m. ET

The Senate Office of Education and Training offers many classes to workers in the Senate.

1. For instance, do you need help sleeping?

You can even bring a sleeping bag to the class.

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2. The Senate also offers a class in forgiveness.

"Consequences of living with a grudge may include ... weight gain."

Any given day in the Senate:

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3. Do you need help with grammar?

The Senate Office of Education and Training should have taken this class.

4. Do you work with people who are older than you?

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Typical US Senate office:

5. "Making small talk can be intimidating."

" Discuss strategies for dealing with uncomfortable situations."

6. Do you know how to sit?

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Your average Senate staffer:

7. And just in case you were wondering how the Senate manages their time, there is a class for that:

Did not take the class:

The Senate Office of Education and Training did not immediately get back with BuzzFeed on how much they spend a year for these classes.

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