Please Join D.C. In Welcoming Its New Doughnut Overlord
All hail, most powerful Dome-nut.
The Capitol is a place all D.C. residents hold sacred and the dome inside the Capital is a special point of pride.
And a sizable portion of D.C. has given their out-of-town friends tours of the dome.
But horrified D.C. residents arrived Thursday to find their beloved dome covered by THIS.
Apparently this abomination is for some "renovation."
And the ugly scaffolding that goes with it.
It's inspired us to decide what our new overlord looks most like.
That terrifying Giant Squid eye.
All hail our new dome overlord.