Heading a soccer ball? Nixon did it.
Painting? Come on! Bush!
Messing around in the White House corridors? Kennedy did it.
Throwing around the ole' pigskin? Clinton loved it.
Playing with guns? Reagan beat cha.
Fist bump? Yea G.H.W.B has got you covered.
Topless? Sorry, Ford has been there.
The three-way peace handshake? Carter. Dammit.
Feet on desk? BUSH!
Big Bird has no loyalty to Obama.
But Obama will always have superheros.
Dammit REAGAN!
