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John Kerry Was Really Bro-Ing Out After The Iran Deal

U nuclear bro?

Posted on November 24, 2013, at 8:52 p.m. ET

Secretary of State John Kerry recently passed some deal with Iran to prevent them from throwing a nuclear bomb around.

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During the process, he has been bro-ing out uncontrollably.

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All through the negotiations, Kerry kept asking Iran if they were mad.

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Kerry had meetings with Russia and was all like:

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Once a deal was reached, Kerry demonstrated classic bro hug form.

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And pointed uncontrollably at his bros.

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Kerry was all up in this gurlz grill.

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(That's European Union foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton.)

He even told the Russians they had a cool story.

"Let me hear it again."
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"Let me hear it again."

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And when the press started asking questions, Kerry told France...

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And he told Russia...

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Then Kerry got up there and told the press:

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But Kerry made sure the press was not actually mad.

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Kerry's bro-ness spread to the entire delegation.

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The French were all fresh.

Catherine Ashton was all like "omg Kerry, what have you started?"
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Catherine Ashton was all like "omg Kerry, what have you started?"

And France and Iran had a Bro-Level of 102%.

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Off the charts.

After the deal, he told British Foreign Secretary William Hague about the night before.

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And then they swapped stories about how big of a joke Russia was in front of a football.

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So Kerry proves what we knew all along: To avoid nuclear war, keep calm ...

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