Politics On The Internet As Explained By Jay-Z And Solange

It was so peaceful.

Setting: The internet. Everything is fine.

Enter: You on Facebook, or Twitter, or any social media platform of your choice.

You say: "You know, I don't really agree with this recent political thing."

Suddenly, someone with the opposite political view is like: "OH YEA? TELL ME WHY!!!"

And you are like, "Oh god, please don't start this thread on my wall."

You, standing in the corner of the internet, say sheepishly, "I just think that policy is really flawed."

"WHY?! BECAUSE YOU HATE AMERICA?"

"No, no. Hear me out...."

"WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID VIEWS..."

"...when they OFFEND me."

"Listen," you say, "here is your shoe back, sorry I offended you but this is really my opinion on things."

"Yeah, well, what you said really hurt my feelings..."

"...YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD!!!"

"Well, I am neither of those things, but good job."

*Abandon thread*

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