So the race is on.
Get it? Ass Kicking?
That is made with all Colorado ingredients.
And just look at that super American shirt!
The bags come with light-up hearts on them!
Zooom!
One is reminded of this immediately upon entry.
Reminder: This is 2 in the afternoon.
So you are never more than 50 feet away from a Snickers and a beer.
But really nothing else.
One of you will be getting this in three years!