Congressman Takes Off Shirt, Flies Through The Air And Into Your Heart
But nothing can prepare you for what he is about to do next...
Schock put on a helmet and did a "sup bro..."
He then ascended the stairway...
Having a much better time zip-lining than Kanye.
But we're not done, not by a long shot...
... and flies into the air.
What normal congressmen are doing right now:
What Aaron Schock is doing right now:
Bravo, Mr. Schock. Bravo.