U think I care?
Posted on November 15, 2013, at 1:03 p.m. ET
But there are some presidents who would kill for his problems right now, i.e., a second term.
Three-way race? Who cares. My kid will get me the keys back in 8.
Lost to Reagan YOLO in 1980.
Got smoked by Carter in 1976.
Depressions are a bummer.
Lost reelection in 1912. But now has plenty of time for riding! Poor horse.
Van Buren lost a campaign for reelection in 1840 to William Henry Harrison. But Harrison died shortly after taking office. So joke's on him.
Beard? Check. Reelection after the U.S. Treasury went bust? No.
He lost a campaign for reelection in 1828 to Andrew Jackson. But Adams was the first president to be photographed! Cool.
Our second president lost to Thomas Jefferson. Whatevs.
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