9 Harsh Political Realities Of Sharknado

You have been warned.

1. Sharknados are caused by global warming.

"Global warming IS the reason…" says a reporter in the film before being eaten live on camera.

2. Sharknados are terrible for small business.

3. Sharknados have reignited the debate over the Second Amendment.

4. Sharknados can lead to animal cruelty.

5. The NSA may have been responsible.

6. There is no Obamacare coverage for pre-existing Sharknado injuries.

7. Aren't sharks already endangered enough?

8. The dad from Home Alone has fallen really far.

9. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced Friday that she is moving on in her career and will be heading up the California University system.

Good luck with that.

UPDATE: HHS Secretary has confirmed that Sharknado injuries will be covered under Obamacare.

@Buzzfeed, in 2014, #Sharknado injuries will be covered as a pre-existing condition under #Obamacare http://t.co/phdwIWvHL2

Kathleen Sebelius

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@Buzzfeed, in 2014, #Sharknado injuries will be covered as a pre-existing condition under #Obamacare http://t.co/phdwIWvHL2