8. Sen. Lindsey Graham!
He is great around the house.
He knows how to handle a gun.
He is on TV a lot!
His hair looks like this sometimes!
He has great friends!
And he could take you in rides in this SWAG drop-top.
7. Rep. Eric Swalwell.
He can cook!
Maybe!
He has powerful friends.
The ladies love him!
Total stud.
This could be what your wedding photo looks like!
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
6. Rep. Patrick Murphy!
He is the youngest member of Congress at age 30.
He can cook!
He takes awesome selfies.
I mean, the greatest selfies in all of Congress.
He has powerful friends.
He is proud of his Irish heritage.
But he is so American, this eagle is his best friend.
He is from Florida, so he likes to clean beaches, and go air boating, and stuff!
He is a wall of a man.
Not to mention he gives the BEST hugs.
5. Rep. Cedric Richmond!
He is great with kids!
And is a legit stud who played baseball in college.
Kids and baseball!
And he knows Paul Wall!
4. Rep. Michael Grimm.
He is from New York.
He is great with kids.
He can cook!
He was a Marine, duh.
He is a total ladies man.
He has the most interesting life ever.
He freaking loves animals.
3. Rep. Adam Kinzinger!
He was a pilot in the Air Force.
He looks great in various shades of khaki.
He is great with children!
He is good with his hands.
He has powerful friends.
2. Congressman Aaron Schock!
He is a great hugger!
And is great with kids.
He is a snazzy dresser!
He has powerful friends.
He can cook!
He's friendly with Taylor Swift.
He does this face!
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1. Rep. Howard Coble.
"82 years old. 'Sup?"
He is a ladies man.
And a total stud.
Howard Coble, everybody!
