28 Things More Interesting Than The Sequestration Debate
"Hey guys, Sequestration is really important because...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
This has been every political reporter in Washington during the Sequestration battle:
Thats because the Sequestration debate has been more boring than: Watching your boyfriend play videogames.
Watching your odometer turn over.
Listening to Michael Douglas.
Watching the ink in your pen go out.
Studying (enter subject you hate HERE).
Dating a high school dropout.
Not knowing anyone at a party.
Listening to couples argue.
Programming your grandmother's VCR.
Having a conversation with Hector Salamanca.
Shoving pencils in your hair.
Watching "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" on repeat.
Waiting at the airport.
Completing a crossword wall.
Waiting to get de-commissioned by Sequestration.
And every reporter in Washington says: