This has been every political reporter in Washington during the Sequestration battle:
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Thats because the Sequestration debate has been more boring than: Watching your boyfriend play videogames.
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Watching your odometer turn over.
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Listening to Michael Douglas.
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Watching the ink in your pen go out.
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Studying (enter subject you hate HERE).
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Dating a high school dropout.
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Not knowing anyone at a party.
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Listening to couples argue.
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Assembly instructions.
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Programming your grandmother's VCR.
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Having a conversation with Hector Salamanca.
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Shoving pencils in your hair.
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Watching "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" on repeat.
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Waiting at the airport.
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Completing a crossword wall.
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Waiting to get de-commissioned by Sequestration.
And every reporter in Washington says:
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