28 Things More Interesting Than The Sequestration Debate
"Hey guys, Sequestration is really important because...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
This has been every political reporter in Washington during the Sequestration battle:
1. Thats because the Sequestration debate has been more boring than: Watching your boyfriend play videogames.
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2. Watching paint dry.
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3. Watching pasta boil.
4. Watching your odometer turn over.
5. Listening to Michael Douglas.
6. Watching the ink in your pen go out.
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7. Sleeping pills.
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8. Studying (enter subject you hate HERE).
9. Infomercials.
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10. Dating a high school dropout.
11. Not knowing anyone at a party.
12. Waiting for a bus.
13. Solitaire.
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14. Sleeping alone.
15. Listening to couples argue.
16. Assembly instructions.
17. Programming your grandmother's VCR.
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18. Waiting in line.
19. Having a conversation with Hector Salamanca.
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20. Shoving pencils in your hair.
21. Al Gore.
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22. Watching "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" on repeat.
23. This:
24. Waiting at the airport.
25. A stale bagel.
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26. Completing a crossword wall.
27. Waiting to get de-commissioned by Sequestration.
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28. Filling these out.
And every reporter in Washington says:
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