1. This happy couple.
2. This road-worthy vehicle.
3. America BRO x 1000%
4. George Washington?
5. YOLO Conservative.
His name is "Rooster."
6. Ted Cruz getting candid advice.
7. Guys wearing fabulous red capes...
8. ...and handing out flyers about gay beavers across from these guys.
9. People openly wearing Rush Limbaugh ties.
10. FAB CONSERVATIVE SOCKS.
11. This guy getting airtime.
12. Herman Weinerschnauzer ...
...and his young counterpart.
13. A Rand Glasshole.
14. Guys holding lightsabers like this:
"Please, God, make it stop."
15. Kids enthusiastically pinning where their College Republican chapters are located...
"WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
16. NRA indoor shooting ranges.
17. Obama stress ball heads...
18. Rand love.
19. An emo conservative.
20. The postcard Republican family...
...and their crazy uncle.
21. Families who name their children after Ronald Reagan.
22. Ronald Reagan on stilts.
23. This selfie collection.
@bennyjohnson #cpacselfieolympics
24. And Rick Perry actually TAKING this selfie.
Hipster selfie of @GovernorPerry and @NRO's @woodruffbets at #CPAC2014 #blogbash
25. And this concert:
LONG LIVE CPAC.
