25 Amazing, Official White House Petitions

"Mandate the AG to seek sanctions, costs, and attorneys' fees to recover taxpayer funds used to defend birther lawsuits."

"Publicly admit and disclose all information about extra-terrestrial beings, our true history, and peaceful technologies."

"The USPS & Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee have a history of raising social awareness through the US stamp program. This worthy tradition of promoting positive social changes can be harnessed in support of breastfeeding as it is a very worthy issue to support and promote!"

"Allow the import and sale of Kinder Surprise Eggs in the United States."

"ban hammers and baseball bats."

"officially recognize the Sasquatch as an indigenous species and have them lawfully protected by laws banning any hunting"

"Revoke the medical license of Dr. John Mubang, a neighborhood drug dealer disguised as an internist in Seffner, Florida!"

"Prevent the FDA from regulating or banning the sale and use of electronic cigarettes, accessories and associated liquids"

"REPEAL AB 1595 AND WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN BY REMOVING IT COMPLETELY FROM THE BOOKS."

"rapidly develop and deploy a nuclear thermal rocket for both manned & un-manned space missions."

"DoE is destroying America’s supply of U233, a rare isotope of Uranium not found in nature."

"STOP WHITE GENOCIDE: Halt MASSIVE third world immigration and FORCED assimilation in White countries!"

"Express your position on the Hyundai Motor Chairman Chung Mong-koo's nonperformance of Korea Supreme Court ruling."

"Recognize that an Executive Order restricting firearms is an illegal act and will likely result in an insurrection."

"By any reasonable definition of the American people, this administration is a failure."

"Andrew Cuomo has violated our 2nd amendment rights more than any other elected official before him. We sacrifice enough rights as it is in New York State, and we are now being penalized and law abiding citizens now felons, because of sick individuals in other states."

"Establish a national emergency project to end our use of carbon based fuels within 40 years"

"We demand Lew's doodle on every dollar in circulation."

"Recognize the Mountain Goats and name John Darnielle U.S. Poet Laureate... So do it, Mr. President. Do it!"

"Light the White House Turquoise for Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia Awareness Week in March (March 25-March 31)."

"Light the White House gold for the month of September to honor pediatric cancer fighters and bring light to the cause."

"Issue an executive order forcing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to return the New Orleans Saints 2nd Round Draft Pick."

"authorize the production of a recurring television program featuring Vice President Joe Biden"

"Mandate that all furniture and televisions are sold with tip-over warnings and anchors to safely secure them to the wall"

"It is clear that this annoying and utterly useless website is designed to nothing more than channel political activism into a cul-de-sac, and therefore we request you stop this irritating sideshow and shut down petitions.whitehouse.gov."