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23 Really Clever And Unique Ted Cruz Puns The Media Uses

HOW DID THEY COME UP WITH THIS?

Posted on September 24, 2013, at 2:07 p.m. ET

1. Politico: "Cruz Control"

2. Real Clear Politics: "Cruz Control"

3. Time: "Cruz Control"

4. Fox News: "Cruz Control"

5. Mediaite: "Cruz Control."

6. The Washington Times: "Cruz Control"

7. Bloomberg: "Cruz Control"

8. Bloomberg: "Cruz Control"

9. Bloomberg: "Cruz Control"

10. Breitbart: "Cruz Control"

11. The Texas Tribune: "Cruz Control"

12. Power Line: "Cruz Control"

13. Hispanic Business: "Cruz Control"

14. The American Prospect: "Cruz Control"

15. The Examiner: "Cruz Control"

16. Dana Milbank : "Cruz Control"

17. The Fine Report: "Cruz Control"

18. Thetruthaboutguns.com: "Cruz Control"

19. Shara Fryer: "Cruz Control"

20. Huff Post! Look at you!

Awww, that COULD HAVE been amazing.

21. MSNBC! Nice!

Ok....

22. Oh, interesting!

"Oh, no."

23. "NO!!!"

IN CONCLUSION: We all now know where news teams get their puns.

Yay!

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