So, Kim Jong-un has announced that he will be firing a missile today.
Leading the civilized world to ask:
Here is a list of potential people who will kick his ass if he does.
23. Chuck Norris.
Kind of like this:
Or this:
22. Stalone.
I mean, come on!
21. Uncle Joe.
"Gotcha!"
Pew, pew, pew.
20. Arnold Schwarzenegger's state of California could be targeted by Kim Jong-Un.
It is not pretty when Schwarzenegger is on an ass-kicking spree.
19. The Chinese will join in the ass beating for destabilizing the region.
18. Clearly all the women in South Korea.
17. The American and South Korean militaries.
#SWAG.
#SWAG
#SWAG
16. These fancy-pants elderly gents are quite tired of Kim's saucy banter.
15. Mr. Winters, high school teacher.
14. Snape.
13. Any Korean War veteran.
12. This Lego tank.
11. The ghost of Johnny Cash.
10. This hipster.
9. Clearly, the Japanese Navy can kick some ass.
View this video on YouTube
8. Same with the internet.
7. And this happy Wisconsin couple.
6. Mr T.
5. This guy riding on a submarine is just waiting for the word.
4. Freedom eagles.
3. This guy somewhere.
2. Jackie Chan.
1. And as an option of very last resort:
So clearly, Kim, you don't want none of this.
So stop this silly missile talk.
Because you know deep down it will not work out well for you.
Our suggestion to Kim is this: Eat a Snickers.
