The Government Services Administration is auctioning off some pretty wild stuff on its website!
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You could own an entire federal building in Montana.
You can pass your own regulations in this old hearing room!
You can admire the government commissioned artwork in the lobby.
For a paltry $2.5 million you too can have your own TSA checkpoint!
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And of course you will need some metal detectors for your TSA checkpoint!
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And your own X-ray machine!
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Why not buy your own freaking TANK!
BOMBARDIER TRACK VEHICLE, PN 478915: Current Bid: 5,000 USD
Your new commute to work:
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Your own action-movie van!
Complete with suicide doors.
Hollowed out, caged interior.
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The Red Beast 1986 CHEVROLET D30
Beer can and air freshener optional.
This beast is only 400 bones, people!
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Rural government mobile home.
Amenities, people, amenities!
If you want to take a vacation, you can just hitch it to the nearest train track and you'll be headed west!
Hurry! Six other people want to live here!
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Your own satellite "GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM."
In-a-backpack Mr. Bond!!!
Handy if you live in Chernobyl! Only $5.
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An Ab Lounger for $10!!!
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Who doesn't need a fingerprint scanner for $25?
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EXAMINATION TABLES for the freak in all of us.
Where else will you use your ULTRASOUND PROBE? Available now for $75.
Or some slightly used colonoscopes for just $425!
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VESSEL, TRAWLER, 45 FT
Start your own Bubba Gump Shrimp company for $15,000!
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A 1920s Light Tower in Liston, Delaware.
And check out the view of the Delaware countryside! Current bid: 10,000 USD.
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Manana Island Sound Signal Station in Maine.
This rustic beauty can be yours for $66K.
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Want your own top secret radar site? Former Columbia Falls Radar Site - Sector 2 can be yours!
So creepy/awesome, for $75K!
Complete with wise men, angels...
The government is selling baby Jesus for $55.
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Think the government doesn't care about romance? How about a 14-karat gold ring for just $1,625?
The federal government sells boobs only that were MADE IN AMERICA.
SOLD — for $105! The owner is now on the federal tit.
