13 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Should Run For Senate

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1. She would have the first full blown hipster glasses in the Senate.

2. Her finger wag.


3. Imagine floor speeches like THIS!?

4. While she is wearing THIS!

5. She would be the only Senator who is a part of a pit crew.

6. Patriotic Bling and SWAG.

7. Julianne Moore would have another role.

8. A Senate reality show has been LONG overdue.

9. Todd would have more time to go on awkward panels.

10. The MEDIA would LOVE IT!

11. Leopard print EVERYTHING.

12. She already has friends there!

13. This face:

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