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26 Moments Any Librarian Knows Too Well

"I'm looking for this book, I forget the title, but there's a dog on the cover...?"

Posted on October 16, 2014, at 1:13 p.m. ET

1. When a patron wants you to find a book, based only on the vaguest detail.

2. And when you succeed.

when a patron starts panicking because they can't find a particular book ... #libraryprobs

3. When a patron is shocked that you know a bestseller off the top of your head.

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"I think it's called Leonardo DaVinci's Code?"

"Sure, The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown."

"Oh, you've heard of it!"

4. Conversely, the shame of forgetting the name of a book you KNOW you know.

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5. When your maturity is tested by a patron's name.

Trying to keep a straight face when a patron has this last name #librarianproblems

6. When you refuse to give up on a search, even if the patron asking is long gone.

#LibraryFunny: There's not a #ReferenceLibrarian who hasn't experienced the frustration of not getting an answer

7. When you find the perfect source just after a patron has left.

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8. When a little surprise falls out of a book you're shelving.

Finding weird notes in returned books. #libraryperks

9. When you see a book returned like this and your soul dies a little.

I do not like the student who returned a book with all their tabs still stuck to the pages. #librarianproblems

10. When some prankster does this to a freshly read and edged shelf.

When I find whoever is pushing the books in the Young Adult section all the way back, ho man.... #LibrarianProblems

11. When a patron wants to know how long the wait is for the latest YA hit.

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How's 2016?

12. When your shift is suddenly a workout.

#LibraryProblems Pushing a heavy book cart like...

13. When a patron tries to convince you that she KNOWS she returned that book.

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(She didn't.)

14. When that potty training book comes back in, ah, not so great condition.

When you touch a sticky book in children's and you're just like... #LibraryProblems

15. When you get first dibs on a brand new release.

Today my boss called me upstairs to ask if I'd like to read the new Koontz book before its cataloged ;D #LibraryPerks

16. When all of your holds come in at once and it is actually impossible to read them all.

Too many holds. Too little time. #librarianproblems

17. When adult patrons ask if there's any way to keep it down in the children's room.

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It's the CHILDREN'S ROOM.

18. When you're genuinely concerned about your health.

Spent the day sorting moldy books. Notice the only visible book title is "Help." Totally coincidental. #librarianlife

19. When someone comes in with a reference question that makes you question everyone's sanity.

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20. When you have to double as IT for the patrons whose windows "just closed for no reason."

21. And when all of that overflows to your home.

22. When a kid draws you a special picture because you're her favorite librarian.

23. Patrons. watching. porn.

24. When randos try to explain how you'll be out of a job when libraries disappear in the not-too-distant future.

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"Cool, yeah, I'm super worried."

25. When a patron comes back to tell you how much he loved your recommendation.

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26. And when they start seeking you out specifically because they trust your taste.

This article is part of a series of stories celebrating libraries and free access to information.

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