9 Beyoncé Would You Rather Questions That Will End You
Because Bey is high stakes and we don't play.
This game of "Would You Rather" was made for the Beyoncé stan in your life. For us, that stan was writer and activist Janet Mock (listen to her answers and her amazing Another Round interview here!)
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vote votesKnow what happens when there's a billion dollars in an elevator
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vote votesKnow every single detail of what wrought "Lemonade"
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vote votesBabysit Blue Ivy
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vote votesBabysit Jay-Z when he's really drunk
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vote votesEat Beyoncés garbage aka rotten vegetables for the rest of your life.
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vote votesSpill wine down the front of Bey's white suit on live television, incurring the wrath of the Beyhive.
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vote votesFind out Beyoncé is a 9/11 truther
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vote votesFind out Beyoncé is a climate change denier
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vote votesHave access to Beyoncé's makeup guru, Sir John
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vote votesGet that Beyoncé hair from Neal Farinah, the man responsible for the Formation tour braid
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vote votesHave Beyoncé write a song about you but never be able to tell anyone.
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vote votesKill Beyoncé's pet fish and have to tell her about it face to face.
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vote votesHave Bey's voice and be able to murder people with your karaoke runs alone
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vote votesHave Bey's body and transfix all of humanity with a single shoulder shimmy
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vote votesNever be able to listen to Bey's music again but be her close friend
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vote votesMeet her, accidentally trip her and have her hate you forever
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vote votesSmell Beyoncé's REALLY bad fart
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vote votesSleep with Beyoncé's toenails under your pillow
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vote votesIt's over. I quit this quiz and all things related to it bc this is too much.
If you want to hear the incredible Janet Mock taking this quiz, listen to the Another Round podcast!
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Julia Furlan is the Supervising Producer of the BuzzFeed Audio PodSquad and is based in New York.
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