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Which Barack Obama Are You?

To be clear, you are not actually Barack Obama.

Posted on January 28, 2014, at 2:24 p.m. ET

  1. 1. You just woke up, what do you do first?

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    Take a bong rip.
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    Read the New York Times on your iPad.
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    Kill a terrorist.
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    Get a cup of coffee at your local Starbucks.
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    Wake up your kids and tell them to get ready for school.
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    Check your to do list.
  2. 2. Pick a pair of jeans.

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  3. 3. What would you like to drink?

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    Wine
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    Beer
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    Champagne
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    Whiskey
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    Mimosa
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    Drink...? You prefer a spliff.
  4. 4. Choose someone to hang out with:

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    Metta World Peace
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    Macklemore
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    George Clooney
    Reuters
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    Reuters
    Oprah
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    Bill Ayers
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    Bill O'Reilly
  5. 5. Where do you get your news?

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    Fox News
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    MSNBC
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    CNN
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    The Daily Show
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    Twitter
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    MTV
  6. 6. What is your position on marijuana?

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    Position? I'm high right now.
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    "I think the War on Drugs has been an utter failure…. but I’m not somebody who believes in the legalization of marijuana.”
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    “My attitude is if the science and doctors suggest that the best palliative care, the best way to relief pain and suffering is through medical marijuana, then that’s something I’m open to…”
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    “I am not in favor of legalization. I am a strong believer that we need to think more about drugs as a public health problem.”
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    “I don’t think it is more dangerous than alcohol.”
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    “I inhaled frequently…that was the point.”
  7. 7. Pick your dream vacation destination.

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    Pakistan
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    Hawaii
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    Martha's Vineyard
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    Charlotte
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    Iowa
    RK2 Photography
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    Chicago
    Chicago Tribune / MCT
  8. 8. What view best describes your opinion on civil liberties?

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    The Constitution grants us a right to privacy and the government should respect that.
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    All drugs should be legalized, man.
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    I'm okay with the government collecting email and phone metadata if it keeps us safe from terrorist attacks.
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    If an attack on civil liberties affects one group, it affects us all.
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    You can't have 100% security and then also have 100% privacy and zero inconvenience.
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    Our basic civil liberties are there to protect us from government abuse and we should protect those rights.
  9. 9. Pick a ride.

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  10. 10. Which past president would you want to spend the day with?

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    Matthew Brady
    Martin Van Buren
    Matthew Brady
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    Franklin Pierce
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    Rutherford B. Hayes
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    William McKinley
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    Richard Nixon
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    Warren G. Harding
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