1.
Let El Paso secede from Texas and become part of New Mexico.
3.
Let Alderan secede from the Galatic Republic.
4.
Have the president attend a Fark.com party.
5.
Deport everyone that signed a petition to secede.
6.
A petition to regulate porno.
7.
Let everyone punch Grover Norquist in the dick.
8.
Have a motorcycle-only judicial system.
9.
"Legalize crystal fucking weed."
10.
Let Atlanta secede from Georgia if Georgia secedes from the United States.