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Twelve Peruvian mystics predicted Monday that President Obama would win reelection during a ceremony on Lima's San Cristobal hill. During the ceremony, a poster of Mitt Romney was attacked with a sword while a poster of Obama was rubbed with flowers. The shamans correctly predicted Obama would win in 2008, so — science.
Fujimori is currently imprisoned for human rights crimes and suffering from oral cancer.
Andrew Kaczynski is a political reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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