A Geologist Reviews "San Andreas" Using Painfully Nerdy Geo-Puns

The Rock certainly didn't fold under all that pressure.

Professional geologist Robert Curren was one of the talented scientists who helped me review the science in San Andreas.

He also wanted to give me his personal views on the film. I asked if I could post his brilliant monologue to the internet. Luckily for the world, he said yes:

And we conglomerate you, Robert!

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