This Fossilized Turd Will Make You Glad You Weren't A Viking
Its creator "had very itchy bowels," according to science.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Lloyds Bank Turd. It's one of the biggest pieces of ancient human shit ever found.
Scientists determined that the creator of this hefty specimen was a Viking that lived around the 9th century A.D.
This prodigious dump tells us a lot about the unlucky Viking who produced it.
The precious poo also tells us a lot about what this Viking's diet was like.