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How Science Are You?

When was the last time you measured something?

Posted on July 24, 2015, at 8:41 p.m. ET

  1. In the past week, have you...

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    Asked a question?
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    Measured anything?
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    Weighed the pros and cons of doing something before doing it?
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    Had more than four cups of coffee?
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    Figured something out?
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    Gotten lost in a thought mid-conversation with someone and nodded your way through it awkwardly?
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    Averted a friendship destroying bill-splitting situation with your sound quantitative skills?
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    Questioned your life decisions?
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    Not known what day it is?
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    Looked at a graph for more than 30 seconds?
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    Procrastinated by taking an online quiz?
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    Taken a real quiz?
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    Debated a point based on sound, reasoned logic?
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    Told anyone that “correlation does not equal causation”?
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    Tried to get away with a spurious correlation of your own?
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    Asked anyone to cite their source in causal conversation
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    Screamed the words “Eureka!” Or “By Jove!”?
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    Screamed the words “Fuck!” Or “Shit!”?
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    Broke a machine?
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    Froze a computer?
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    Temporarily forgot what year it was?
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    Spent an entire day without sunlight?
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    Angrily edited a Wikipedia page?
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    Got offered a drink that was stored in an office file cabinet?
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    Corrected somebody's use of the word “data” as a singular noun?
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    Used Excel in a bar?
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    Used the word “constrain” one too many times?
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