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Are You A Scientist In A Crappy Disaster Movie?

I bet you didn't believe the data when you first saw them, either.

Posted on August 21, 2015, at 6:05 p.m. ET

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  1. Check off all that apply to you:

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    You’ve got a bad feeling about something.
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    You don’t dress all that flashy.
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    You are jaded by the daily minutia of your work.
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    You are planning on going on a vacation soon.
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    You remember the good ‘ol days.
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    Your marriage/relationship is going to shit.
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    Your kid(s) don’t understand you.
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    Nobody important will listen to you.
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    A colleague has recently let you in on a new technology that changes EVERYTHING.
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    A computer screen you have been mindlessly staring at for years has started beeping at you.
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    You have given a talk in front of politicians with the general message “it may already be too late.”
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    You’ve felt the need to “go rogue" lately.
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    You’ve just GOT to find a way to get in touch with the White House.
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    A screwball theory of yours has recently been verified.
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    You didn’t believe some initial data either, so you re-ran some tests.
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    You have recently called a military command center only to be asked “is this a test?” by a disinterested employee.
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    You have recently teamed up with a ragtag group of scientists who are each on top of their own different disciplines.
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    One of those scientists, perhaps someone you initially disagreed with but who you’ve come to respect, has recently died a noble death.
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    Inexplicably, you and NASA have teamed up.
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    You've also had to drive recklessly, perhaps even steal a car or two, lately.
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    The world as you know it seems to be ending around you.
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    Throngs of distressed people hang off of your every word.
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    Someone with a lot of medals on their jacket has handed you a cigar, challenging your views on tobacco use.
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    You have reconnected with an estranged lover.
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    You have experienced extreme levels of personal and spiritual growth.
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