For nearly as long as there's been a Twitter, people have been using it to tweet what Twitter should be doing differently. And, evidently,Twitter should be doing a lot of stuff!
Twitter should stop this RT function immediately.
Twitter should change "what's happening" before you tweet to "what's Gucci"
Twitter should become Hindu. No beef.
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.
Twitter should let us fave faves
twitter should somehow filter your drunk tweets and not even post them cuz wtf did i try to tweet last night anyway
Twitter should sell extra characters cuz im sure there's people dumb enough to buy them
I feel like Twitter should make you give me your location when you tweet at me so if I need to go lay hands on you I'm able to do that.
I feel like Twitter should come with a meltdown warning so we can evacuate when it hits the fan.
Twitter should kill the fave. It's pointless and masturbatory. Retweet or bust. @jack @adambain @kevinweil
twitter should print all of a persons tweets and mentions, put them in a personal book, and sell them.
Twitter should have a feature that alerts you when someone looks through your profile for 10 minutes
Twitter should have an option where it should slowly scrolls for you as you read tweets
Twitter should pay the NBA a royalty.
Twitter should release a Phelps Lochte sentiment index. #JustSaying
twitter should delete my account
Twitter should make an update to be able to retweet yourself. I think I'm freaking hilarious
twitter should make it mandatory for the users to publicize their contact numbers. very convenient for guys.
Twitter should give up with the whole "happened while you were away" feature, mostly it causes just poop.
Twitter should give us 1776 characters on the 4th of July
@MikeIsaac Twitter should copy Graph Search. People Who Tweeted Profanities While In Church, etc. etc.
Twitter should have its own version of the fb poke, we can call it the Twitter boink.
twitter should buy soundcloud
I think Twitter should buy GoPro, bros!
Twitter should buy vine
Twitter should buy Salesforce.
Twitter should buy instagram
Twitter should buy http://t.co/ls7s88Lvdc
Twitter should buy MeerKat.
Twitter should buy Snapchat
Twitter should buy Google.
idk i think twitter should buy facebook
@CNBCFastMoney Twitter should buy Blackberry. Tom
Twitter should buy yikyak and do something with it.
Actually, what I think should happen is Twitter should acquire Medium and make Evan Williams the CEO again -- boom!
Twitter should buy Flipboard, and then Google should buy Twitter.
Twitter should buy AOL to integrate 90’s away message statuses into tweets.
Twitter should buy Sprint PCS. And a haircut and some clean clothes ffs
Twitter should buy giphy so I could troll people without copy & paste
I think Twitter should buy skittles and call them Twittles. Just an idea
Twitter should buy Slack and call it Twitter For Business
Maybe Twitter should buy Instagram and then suspend people for posting photos.
I think twitter should buy shazam. Perfect fit imo.
Its very simple @twitter should buy @nuzzel! Period...!
The staff of twitter should buy everyone that reaches 500,000 followers a pizza
Twitter should buy Facebook, destroy it, then fix fucking whatsapp
Twitter should buy the Clippers.
.@twitter should buy naming rights for the new @warriors arena and call it 'The Birdcage'
@twitter should buy horse racing it would be good for business. Play the races which aren't that long on periscope que no ?
It's my birthday @twitter should buy me something. 🐴🎷🚙🚁🔦🔮
Twitter should hire me, I got all the ideas n'shit
Holy shit twitter should hire me for that incredible re-name. Bird feeder instead of timeline. Holy shit.
Twitter should hire me as consultant. First act... Favoriting is either banned or costs a nickel each and goes on timeline
Twitter should hire @BillSimmons.
Twitter Should Hire Curt Schilling as Sheriff (Seriously): Dear Dick Costolo, your troll-killing champion has arrived
Twitter should hire ppl to filter and temporarily restrict accounts of those who get into their feelings 😄
Twitter should hire me to reply "Nope. That's wrong" after those "facts" accounts tweet.
Twitter should hire me to personally punch every fake account owner
Twitter should hire Typos analysts
Twitter should hire Johnny to tweet.
Twitter should hire Andy. He lives for it
Twitter should hire anyone with 40,000 tweets or more.
Twitter should hire a reporter for all major sports press conferences like this. Monitor feeds and ask tough questions with zero blowback.
Twitter should hire sticker artists & sell emoji packs. I’m so tired or writing out 140 characters.
Reason #582 Why Twitter should make me their new CEO: I bring big new ideas like: Expand to 141 characters.
Instead is a single interim CEO, Twitter should do rotating interim CEOs for a day.
I think twitter should hire people just to tweet & give them like $5.00 a tweet. People like me, they should hire me
Twitter should hire me this is such a good idea
Twitter should hire me to be a therapist for everyone who tweets their problems
Twitter should hire you.
It's a long list! Jack Dorsey is going to have a busy week.
