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If This Isn’t A Hoverboard, Then What Is It?

Okay, internet. Got a better name?

Posted on August 28, 2015, at 5:31 p.m. ET

Everyone knows this thing is called a hoverboard:

IO Hawk

But when I wrote about it yesterday, some people got mad:

I don't see how you can call it a hoverboard if it doesn't, you know... hover https://t.co/UXlvmXhRk5

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Newbs.

Anyway, in the interest of fairness, here's a poll that will determine the true name of the contraption. Vote away and be proud of yourself for participating in democracy.

  1. It's not a hoverboard, it's a:

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Hands Free Segway
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Brocart
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Doesn’t-Hoverboard
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Virgin Mobile
    Correct
    Incorrect
    HeadInjury5000
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Doctor's Christmas Bonus
    Correct
    Incorrect
    "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Heels On Wheels
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lazyboard
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pedestriaint
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Head-Trauminator
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nerdmover
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Frat Wagon
    Correct
    Incorrect
    DoucheScoot
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ArghMyFace
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Scheissewagen (that’s german, btw)
    Correct
    Incorrect
    FV420 Armoured Asshole Carrier
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Biebermachine
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tailbone Fracture
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mobile Digital Platform
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No, it's actually a hoverboard
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It's not a hoverboard, it's a:
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    Hands Free Segway
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    Brocart
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    Doesn’t-Hoverboard
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    Virgin Mobile
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    HeadInjury5000
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    Doctor's Christmas Bonus
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    "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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    Heels On Wheels
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    Lazyboard
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    Pedestriaint
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    Head-Trauminator
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    Nerdmover
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    Frat Wagon
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    DoucheScoot
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    ArghMyFace
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    Scheissewagen (that’s german, btw)
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    FV420 Armoured Asshole Carrier
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    Biebermachine
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    Tailbone Fracture
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    Mobile Digital Platform
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    No, it's actually a hoverboard

Happy hovering

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