This Harrogate Man Had A 17-Hour-Long Erection And Two Pints Of Blood Drained From His Penis
This post contains a graphic description of a 17-hour-long erection having two pints of blood drained from it.
Here's Jason Garnett, 23, from Harrogate!
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On Thursday night he had sex. On Friday morning he still had wood, so he tried a few things.
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Such as an ice bath, and going for a jog.
(Not sure this is a perfect representation of his emotional state, but it's one of the greatest GIFs of all time so anyway.)
Nothing doing. And now it was starting to hurt.
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He went to the doctors, who diagnosed a priapism. There was only one thing to do.
Here's what happened next, as told by Garnett to The Sun. Presented as a motivational poster to make it better.
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In all, two pints of blood were drained from his penis. Leading someone on Facebook to ask him:
Anyway, Garnett seems very happy with his newfound fame, and all's well down there now.
Facebook: fatjasongarnett
"Apart from the fact that it looks like it’s been through a war," he added to The Sun. "It’s all a bit black and blue.”
Poor Jason. :(
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