This Harrogate Man Had A 17-Hour-Long Erection And Two Pints Of Blood Drained From His Penis

This post contains a graphic description of a 17-hour-long erection having two pints of blood drained from it.

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Alan White
by Alan White

BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK

Here's Jason Garnett, 23, from Harrogate!

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On Thursday night he had sex. On Friday morning he still had wood, so he tried a few things.

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Such as an ice bath, and going for a jog.

(Not sure this is a perfect representation of his emotional state, but it's one of the greatest GIFs of all time so anyway.)

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Nothing doing. And now it was starting to hurt.

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He went to the doctors, who diagnosed a priapism. There was only one thing to do.

Here's what happened next, as told by Garnett to The Sun. Presented as a motivational poster to make it better.

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In all, two pints of blood were drained from his penis. Leading someone on Facebook to ask him:

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Anyway, Garnett seems very happy with his newfound fame, and all's well down there now.

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"Apart from the fact that it looks like it’s been through a war," he added to The Sun. "It’s all a bit black and blue.”

Poor Jason. :(

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