There's A New App For People Who Want To Cuddle Complete Strangers
This is either a completely insane or really sweet idea and I don't really know which.
Right. So. There is this app, and it is called Cuddlr.

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And basically, when you need a cuddle, you use it to find nearby strangers who also need a cuddle.
Apparently the app's creator says you can report someone who cuddles "inappropriately."

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He also went on to tell the Mirror: "Users can give information about their cuddling preferences such as if they favour being the little or big spoon." Amazing.