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I Can't Stop Thinking About This Picture Of Amazon's CEO

$100 billion makes you very, um, swole apparently.

There's a photo I really want to forget about but can't.

It's the one of Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos cosplaying as Jason Statham.

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Jk! It's the real him! Amazon's revenue wasn't the only thing that got, uh, big this year.

"Swole Jeff Bezos" surfaced all the way back on July 13 — but I...still...feel...uncomfortable...

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Bezos was in Idaho for an annual gathering of rich and powerful people. He strolled in wearing a polo that could barely contain his biceps, topped by a lightweight puffer vest.

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The gathering is known as the invite-only Allen & Co. Sun Valley Conference.

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SOMEHOW, *this* person from from the same event in 2014...

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...as well as this person in 2013...

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...along with this human from 2016 (just last year!)...

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... Are. The. Same. Man.

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Idk. Maybe that $100 billion net worth has something to do with it.

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In 2017, Jeff Bezos's bicep also controlled a giant robot exoskeleton.

It also smashed a champagne bottle to celebrate its new wind farm.

Instagram: @jeffbezos

Perhaps Amazon's monopoly over e-commerce isn't the only thing to be concerned about.

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Anyway. Looking forward to 2018 and forgetting about all this.

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