Inauguration planner Tom Barrack told reporters on Tuesday that Trump's ceremony will feature a "soft sensuality."
"We’re fortunate in that we have the greatest celebrity in the world, which is the president-elect; side-by-side is the current president," Barrack said.
"So what we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers, is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation."
People all cringed at once. It was the cringe heard round the world.
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SOFT. SENSUALITY.
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*shudder*
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What will this softly sensual inauguration will be like? People have ideas.
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Lots and lots of ideas.
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