The East Coast of the U.S. is bracing for one hell of a snowstorm. Washington, D.C., in particular is about to get slammed, with at least 2 feet of the white stuff predicted to garnish the ground and fill residents with hate.
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But you know who was prepared for this news? NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. One might even say he was...born ready.
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Just look at this masterpiece. This triumph of dad jokes.
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Reactions were...mixed. Some offered helpful advice.
Some hoped that justice would be swift.
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Others joined in.
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@darth continued to be the greatest person on the internet.
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And nearly everyone agreed that Edward Snowden was dad af.
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While his snowdenfreude is amusing, Moscow — where Snowden has had asylum since 2013 — has gotten 3 feet of snow already this month. People in glass igloos really shouldn't throw snowballs.
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