Did we mention heated? And we thought only enraged animal lovers had this much misplaced anger in them. (Jokes! The Kindle hate is probably well-deserved.)
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.
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