Seriously, new technology is cool and all, but if this is something you'd actually consider, you're better off spending your money on a shrink instead.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.
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