People's First Orders On Amazon Will Make You Drunk With Nostalgia

"I love how even my very first Amazon order includes an impulse purchase."

It's hard to imagine it, but Amazon marks a 25th anniversary of sorts on July 5. That day, in 1994, Jeff Bezos filed the paperwork for Cadabra, which he would rename Amazon just a few months later, after his lawyer misheard Cadabra as "cadaver," which is, um, suboptimal branding. (He also aptly considered naming the company Relentless, and Relentless.com is still owned by Amazon and redirects to Amazon.com.) Amazon officially counts its anniversary as July 16, when the site went live in 1995 — that’s also when its annual Amazon Prime Day sale occurs. In any case, over the last two and a half decades, Amazon has signed up more than 100 million Prime members in the US alone, and some have been Amazon customers for more than a decade.

We asked people to share screenshots of their first Amazon purchases. The responses — ranging from books (Amazon began as an online marketplace for books and called itself "Earth's Biggest Bookstore") to Shamwows to Korean keyboard stickers and bags of candy — show not only the massive breadth of the retailer but also how reliant consumers have become on Amazon for buying random odds and ends that may be hard to find otherwise. It also reflects how much easier the site has made impulse buying, and provides just a brutally honest reflection of shoppers' trends and fancies through the years.

So hold on to your carts; let's take a trip down memory lane.

1997: Books! One buyer, who bought two in their first purchase in 1997, recalled: "A book I never read and a book I need to read again; I love how even my very first Amazon order includes an impulse purchase. I remember very briefly wondering if my credit card details would be safe when I placed it."

1998: More books! "Wow, given how broke I was at the time, that was a completely irresponsible purchasing decision when I could have just walked 20 minutes to City Lights Booksellers and picked it up at a lower cost, and had it sooner, while also supporting a locally-owned business that also happens to be one of the best bookstores in the history of humanity with a history of successfully fighting for the first amendment, all the more so when we're talking about a fucking Nelson Algren book, I mean, goddamn."

1999: Now we're talking: The Simpsons on VHS!

1999: The original soundtrack for Trick, the 1999 film about "the misadventures of two young gay men, trying to find a place to be alone, one night in Manhattan." "Gay gay gay gay!" the buyer remarked as he reviewed his early purchase history.

1999: A CD single from KMFDM, "a German industrial band, I guess. I heard a random song of theirs once and liked it and I had a $10 gift certificate Amazon mailed me for no reason so that was what I picked."

2002: "If only 2002-me knew about 2019-Toby Young."

2003: A Nancy Drew calendar. "That was one of my best purchases."

2004: "I bought an EP and I don't know if I have it digitized but it's also not on Spotify and now I'm worried I threw out the CD." (If you have MP3s of the Modern Sinner Nervous Man EP by Constantines, please help.)

2005: A cordless phone battery and a digital camera battery. "Lol." Peak 2005!

2006: A $55 digital recorder (another very pre-smartphone gadget). "I can't believe i spent $55 on that as a college student."

2008: "A bunch of books for what seems like my second semester, senior year of high school."

2009: "I was definitely that guy in college. I made sure everyone knew i was listening to Justice."

2009: An Apple iPod Nano (RIP, Nano). "Bought it for my mom for Christmas."

2009: An early Kindle e-reader and leather cover. " "My mum sat on it and broke the screen."

2009: "Apparently my first purchase was Shamwow! on Valentine's Day during my freshman year of college. This... seems correct."

2009: Windows 7. "I was a huge Microsoft guy back then lol."

2010: Lady Gaga. "I was in college and had no money and I had to figure out a way to buy a thoughtful (but inexpensive) Valentine's Day gift. I figured getting an album my girlfriend at the time really liked on vinyl was a cute thing to do. Plus, even if you don't have a turntable (she did) vinyl records are cool and decorative. Also, this album still slaps." The album was nominated in several categories at the 2011 Grammy Awards.

2010: "A guitar pedal for an old boyfriend who was in a band. I had a job and he didn't lol."

2010: "I bought a trash can for my first apartment. I guess because I didn’t have a car or way to carry a trash can of this size home from the store."

2012: "I think the correct term is earphone pervert."

2012: Some helpful Korean keyboard stickers. "I needed to help my dad write some stuff in Korean."

2013: A nice wallet. "This is the wallet I continue to use...It's very good quality!"

2014: "It was for my brother who was 10 and wanted to be Spiderman for Halloween. It was like a last minute Amazon Prime purchase the day before Halloween."

2015: A pack of Jolly Rancher Candy Stix ordered on Jan. 1. "Lol starting off the new year right."

What was your first Amazon purchase? Add yours in the comments section!

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